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Adult Toys ReviewsThe Autoblow Blast is, quite simply, the world’s first fully automatic blowjob machine. There are imitators, but this is the first and the best.

The Autoblow Blast enables you to sit back and receive an authentic deep throat blowjob whenever you want it, and not on one of thse rare as hen’s teeth nights when your partner decides you are deserving.

You simply insert your lubed-up cock into the silicone sleeve, switch on the multi-speed controller, and the beads will ride up and down your erect cock as slow or as fast as you like.

To enjoy the Autoblow Blast at its best you have to lube up, not only erect cock, but also the silicone lips of the sleeve so that entry is a beautifully comfortable glide and not a hard ride.

The beauty of the Autoblow is you don’t have to use your hands. All you have to do is use your imagination – and this is so easy, particularly if you tune into some POV (point of view) blowjob porn. POV is a porn film where it appears the action is happening to you. This, plus the Autoblow Blast massaging and riding you, will produce the most intense orgasms you can have with a sex toy.

Many guys just can’t get the blowjobs they deserve or dream of – even in intimate and otherwise loving relationships. The sad truth is, many girls just don’t like to ‘go down’ there, and even if they do, it’s tough to find a girl who really knows her way around the way the Autoblow does. If you have one of those babes and yet you crave blow jobs, then this is the solution.

It goes without saying the Autoblow will blow you when you want and it will not be conditional upon mood swings, headaches, tiredness, or any other lame excuse. If the Autoblow offers  you one of these excuses and you have video evidence of it doing so, we guarantee you a full refund.

So it’s your move. Do you sigh yourself to sleep each night, your cock lonely and unsucked, or do you shout your way to a red hot Autoblow climax?

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The ride of your life

Adult Toys ReviewsThe time has come here on Adult Toy Reviews to educate you regarding the Autoblow Blast. Consider it as an important part of your sex education. At first sight the Autoblow Blast appears quite humble and harmless; a transparent casing resembling nothing more knee trembling or remarkable than a fruit blender.

But this would be to confuse the seeds of the Bhut Jolokia, the world’s hottest red pepper, with a breath mint. It’s only when you penetrate the inner folds of the silicone sleeve with your fully engorged member that you begin to realize you are on the crest of a wave, the highest peak on a rollercoaster before the carriage plunges into a series of exhilarating twists and turns.

Switch on the multi-speed controller, sit back and let the toe curling commence. The beads grip you and suck you into the void, riding up and down the entire length of your shaft at a speed you can determine for yourself.

For the uninitiated, the powerful sensations afforded by the machine are sufficiently intense to climax quickly – too quickly. It takes time and pleasurable perseverance to build up the staying power necessary to enjoy a longer session.

The Autoblow simulates an authentic deep throat blow job with toe curling authenticity. You will wonder, as it pleasures you uncomplainingly for minute after minute, who taught this machine how to suck so skilfully.  Did the makers trade their souls to the devil?

As a result of the intense stimulation, the Autoblow is also an excellent means of building stamina in bed. If you find the effort of removing your trousers takes longer than the love act itself, the Autoblow can train you to keep pumping stronger for longer.

If you find that a blowjob is not on the menu with your current partner without a lot of pleading, promises, threats and finally, open hostility, then make the Autoblow your uncomplaining, uncompromising blowjob companion of choice.

Welcome aboard.

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Continuing our look at some of the hottest adult toys up for adult toy reviews.

Adult Toy Review:  Briana Blow Up Doll

The product: Blow up doll with excat printed face of Brian and three love hoes to plunder.

“Look me in the eyes as you fuck me”, says the box, and in this case you can with pleasure. Possibly the best face in the Tawny range, all of which are the same but with different faces. These are the longest lasting of all the cheap dolls and the holes are satisfying with smooth edges.

Adult Toy Review: Super Head Honcho

The Product: Tight and stretchy silicone masturbator with three internal cavities which create a pleasing vacuum

“My husband has this and needless to say if I’m not in the mood he can trust his Super Head Honcho to always get him there! Bought it about 3 months ago and so far hasn’t broke or anything. One day out of curiosity I stuck my fingers in there and looked at my husband and said wow no wonder this feels so damn good”

“This toy felt good – especially with my wife stroking it on me”

Adult Toy Review: Cassidey Ultra Realistic With A Cherry On Top

The Product: Made of UR3 material Designed with a cherry so you can actually feel like you are her first.

“First time I’ve used a product like this. Feel was great and very durable. Found myself using the anal entry much more than the vagina, as it felt more realistic. I’d recommend it, but be careful; it has potential to be a tad addictive.”

“I found that the sensation is awesome. The material is life like to look at and touch. I found that it did not hold up very well. On the second use a tear developed from the vagina to the anus. I am hoping I can find a repair kit. If it held up a little better it would be 5 stars across the board.”

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Here is where you can find genuine consumer adult toy reviews on some of the best adult toys on the market:

Adult Toy Reviews: Penthouse Cyber Lover

The product: This revolutionary CyberSkin sleeve features two entrances for double the pleasure.

“Cyber Lover is a doubled ended ass to mouth stroker. This masturbator has a tight anal opening and a luscious throat-tunnel you’ll never get bored of sticking your cock into. It’s phthalate free and has an open end so it’s super easy to clean up. The best part is that this asshole and mouth was hand painted to give you the most realistic experience you can’t get with any other toy out there. “

Adult Toy Reviews: Extreme ATM Machine

The Product: Made with Fanta Flesh, this soft, warm and stretchy lover is heavy enough to stay put while you thrust and pump her every delicious tight hole.

“She’s not an ATM machine from where get money, but honey. You can fuck this babe doggy style, or in the ass and then come in her mouth. Made of Fanta Flesh, the feeling is soft warm and tight. She takes a vibrating bullet too for an extra thrill.”

Adult Toy Reviews: Juli Ashton Doggie Style

The Product: Ultra real flesh, soft and firm, able to accommodate any guy.

“Just lube up, put on a porn, insert your cock and bang away. You’ll come real fast I promise you.”

“Great pussy, but not quite as tight as Chelsea Sinclair”

“Well, she looks good, but she spilt apart on my first use so go figure”

Adult Toy Reviews: Kobe Tai Vagina & Ass

The Product: Made of ultra realistic material. Full size and anatomically correct molded directly from Kobe Tai’s vagina and anus.

“Ohhhhh my god! this is ammmmmzaing! Right out of the box it smelled nice – like a woman and the ass is incredible!!! The shape of her ass is sooo nice. I was like wow. I fucked her and had one of the best experiences I ever felt soooo great even better than the real thing if you could believe that.”